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Welcome to Udork

Welcome to Udork. You're probably wondering just exactly what this site is all about. Let me spell it out for you. About one year ago, two people had a dream. That dream was to create an online newspaper for the University of South Dakota that was comprised primarily with fake news. I should elaborate on what I mean by fake news. Our mission is to point out the hilarious irony of college life. We are not out to hurt anyone's feelings or to spread a particular political agenda. We're only trying to poke a little fun at the crazy little things in everyday life. We did however run into a little problem. The two of us can't possibly come up with enough content to put out new editions of Udork on a regular basis. This is where you come in. We want you to write us a funny story, enlighten us with a crazy editorial rant or draw a cartoon for us. All this will be spelled out on the following pages. I hope to hear from you soon.

-Kit Editor in Chief

-Bouka Design Editor

become a reporter

Are you sick and tired of writing real news about stuff that actually happened? Do you think that the truth could be more interesting? Become a reporter for Udork and make up all kinds of crazy stuff. We'll put it up and call it news.

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stand on your soapbox

Do you have an opinion about everything? Are you tired of people not listening to your crazy rants? Can you almost string some sentences into a cohesive thought? If you said yes to any of these you should write an editorial for Udork.

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Can you draw stick people?

If you can at least draw stick people you can do a cartoon for Udork. We're looking for talented and funny artists to create some comics for us.

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